BOOK // The Silence of the Girls by Pat Barker (2018)

Book club selection for June 2019

2/5 stars

There is always something alluring about retelling a traditional tale from a new perspective, such as The Wide Sargasso Sea does brilliantly for Jane Eyre. And the Trojan war is a conflict known as a men’s quarrel over a woman – what could be a better subject seen by women’s eyes?

And yet, Barker messes up. The book is a bizarre amalgam of an antique tale and modern devices, and yet it is not a fantasy tale – sadly, as it could have worked better! Here Greeks count their time in minutes. Expressions like “cheers” (for thanking) or calling someone a “poor sod” ruins the illusion of an ancient story as only modern Britons talk this way. The fact that her characters need italics to emphasise meaning of their words proves the prose is basic and lacklustre, at worst lazy. There is no place for a “we-ell” in your book unless you are Charles Bukowski…

A few salvageable points are made on a woman’s role in the Trojan-Greek conflict, such as treating the injured or on the difficulties of raising rape-children with your captors. But mostly, the story is repetitive and incredibly passive despite being a first-person narrative. Briseis is a characterless observer whose story could have been interchanged for any other woman without us noticing. She was probably chosen as the narrator for her physical proximity to Achilles – a perspective so active he is given his own chapters in a supposedly women’s story.

And so the author’s intentions of fleshing out women fall flat. The story has much wasted potential and makes me lose faith in the language abilities of 21st century novelists even more so.

FILM // Mary Queen of Scots (2018)

Rating: 7/10 stars

A period film portraying gay and bisexual characters, oral sex performed on a woman, actors of colour playing white historical figures, numerous examples of the female gaze, and trickling period blood. It was clear from the start that the film will rub some people the wrong way.

The film’s subversive reputation precedes itself as it isn’t hard to find reviews critiquing the above-mentioned features. However, I have always willfully stopped myself from jumping on the ol’ bandwagon. Let it be Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, Ghostbusters (2016), or Justin Bieber, my first rule is not to mock something just because it is popular to do so. My second rule is to subject myself to the experience directly and form my own opinion independently of what my friends or the random person on the Internet says. I would even say that if something is unpopular, my curiosity is piqued and I am more likely to subject myself to it.

The decision of casting true historical figures of the ambassador Lord Randolph with the black British actor Adrian Lester and Elizabeth of Hardwick with British Chinese actress Gemma Chan did not pass without stirring lively discussion in its audience. Was it unlikely or impossible for the queens to have POC’s at their court? Nay. However, in a still unusual move, the filmmakers decided to cast historical white characters with non-white actors.

The Director Josie Rourke’s commented that “I was really clear, I would not direct an all-white period drama. (…) I needed to cast an ambassador who could move between the two courts and help this make sense.”

A different approach would be to follow the steps of productions like Anne with an E (2017) and Vanity Fair (2018) who have both introduced new POC characters, Bash Lacroix played by Dalmar Abuzeid and Sam played by Richie Campbell respectively. However, the Director calls us to see beyond skin colour and ethnicity. I would say that she raises a good question:

In film, why are we so eager to look beyond the fact that these historical figures are being role-played by contemporary people whose English will be historically inaccurate, as were their accents (the real Mary reportedly spoke with a French accent), hair colour (the real Mary wore a wig to her execution which covered her grey hair) etc. etc.? Furthermore, why does the film experience differ from theatre where the practice of colour-blind casting is more commonplace?

Less concerned by casting choices, I became more baffled by the multiple camera shots of Lord Randolph. Their purpose was no doubt to convey the female gaze, let it be the plot pertinent gaze of the female characters or the symbolic gaze of the Director. The takes were prominent throughout the film and I was waiting for his relationship with the women to escalate to some turning point (perhaps an exchange of vital information or ultimate betrayal where each must choose their side). A similar escalation took place with the horrific murder of David Rizzio. But Lord Randolph’s scenes were empty – there was no escalation, no resolution, alas no point. The scenes’ only purpose seemed to be to hand over the audience hollow female gaze shots, and perhaps give more screen time to non-white actors. The filmmakers missed an opportunity there to convey deeper meaning to the kissing scenes.

A less discussed but still visually prominent scene was one where we see Mary’s period blood running and dissolving in bath water. I cannot remember last time I saw a more natural, calm portrayal of menstrual blood on film (and we all know that Carrie, 1976, scene). This was a subversive scene done right – the Director had an agenda to put the “period into a period film” and was able to also give it a deeper meaning. Mary’s blood symbolises her fertility, her ability to carry child in a womb which is currently empty. An important power role for a woman of her time, and one contrasted with Elizabeth I.’s often referred to “inability” to perform so (inverted commas as the film and history both continue the mystery behind the reason why Elizabeth led a child-free life).

The film does not shy away from body horror. On numerous occasions we are given a glimpse of Elizabeth’s small pox-ridden face at the height of its infection, as it is recovering, and badly hidden behind make up. Another portrayal of the Tudor queen under grotesque make up, similar to Anita Dobson in the Armada (2015).

Both Saoirse Ronan as the titular Mary and Margot Robbie as Elizabeth I. were fantastic in their roles. They portrayed the two only scenarios available to the women in power which is the never ending madonna/whore complex. A woman can embrace her motherly role literally by marrying and spawning the next heir to the throne. By doing so she puts herself in danger of being publicly declared a harlot and dying alone. Or she can protect her chastity and stay a virgin to her last day where she also dies lonely. It is a lose-lose situation.

In this sense, Mary and Elizabeth were both doomed to unhappiness purely by starting from the same point of being born a woman. However, Mary also made mistakes herself by not keeping a watchful eye over her court and council. Perhaps in demonstration of her youth, she often spends time with her handmaids and David Rizzio in contrast to the older, more experienced Elizabeth’s frequent council meetings.

Despite all my critiques I did enjoy my time in the cinema and thus seven stars seems reasonable.

BOOK // The Place That Didn’t Exist by Mark Watson (2016)

Book club selection for October 2018

1/5 stars

In mid-September I found myself scrolling the internet for existing book clubs in my local area. I had been a member of a reading group before when I convinced two of my close friends to combine classical literature, cocktails, and bacon pancakes! Perhaps one day I will write a blog post about it. Nevertheless as rad as our book club was, it broke apart when I moved away for my new job. Thus I had to start my search for a new club closer to my location that would tolerate my pink “Book clubs are punk” t-shirt and carefully updated notebook with seminar-like notes.

I was in luck.

A couple of short train stops away was a Ladies Reading Group which has been running for two plus years. As a complete newbie in the city I got excited as I the group could tick off two of my goals – read more books AND make some female friends (my work environment is in majority male-dominated). After scanning the club’s website I could see that the next meeting is in three weeks where they will discuss Mark Watson’s The Place That Didn’t Exist. Being a library gal I first turned to the local and city branch, but couldn’t find any available copies. Not ready to be discouraged I ordered the book on Amazon.

Now I am stuck with a book I hate.

Not being familiar with the author’s stand-up comedy repertoire I approached the book with a clean slate. I expected a humorous mystery novel but soon learnt that the comedy simply stems from the protagonist’s hopeless existence. Tim Callaghan is a klutz who is not only out of his depth in Dubai but also in life. He won’t stand up for himself when a co-worker of equal position berates him in front of an audience. His role in the novel remains confusing throughout the story as he barely contributes to the ongoing television production. Was he written as an alter ego to the author? Comedians often like to portray themselves as mumbling dopes. Or was he conceptualized as a blank everyday man to encourage readers to identify with him? I failed at the latter as his immaturity irritated me more than it produced sympathy.

The book’s happenings are told through an omniscient narrator who focuses on Tim’s point of view. However, the story makes a 180 degree turn towards the end of book when it changes perspectives from Tim to his colleague Ruth. Such an unexpected shift in perspective inadvertently reveals the identity of the murderer to me. One could have been spared of the following 30-odd pointless pages. Nevertheless I dislike to skip parts so I persisted.

We learn more about Ruth’s life than we ever learn about Tim despite the book primarily focusing on him (what does that tell you about how empty his character is). Ruth’s life is an unoriginal sob story peaking at the death of her teenage son. Watson’s dry words “He was dead” didn’t make me feel sad for Ruth – they made me feel enraged. “Of course he died, of course he did,” I shook my head at the poorly conceived emotional blackmail. I didn’t get a chance to identify with her so now I was rejecting her.

Watson told us Ruth’s life story in order to explain her motive for murdering Raf. Yet nowhere did we learn that there was anything “wrong” with her. She’s obviously not a sociopath and I am sure there are many people with terrible lives who don’t murder the first person who reminds them of it. Hence the motive is poor.

The only interesting moment was the chapter where Tim dreamed of murdering Raf while sleepwalking. I became excited at this potential plot twist only to be disappointed when it was revealed as a simple dream.

The book is a very easy read written in simple English with the occasional fancy word (I had to google what are “tureens”). Topics include the conflict between dreams (sleep-induced or heart-produced) and reality (hence book title), and how humans change their reality for it to take the shape of their dreams. I have never visited Dubai so perhaps I would have appreciated it more otherwise as much of it is focused on describing the city. If there is a positive to carry from reading this book it is the knowledge that anyone can write a novel these days! I can use this book to encourage my book-writing friends in their endeavors.

FILM // Příběhy obyčejného šílenství (Wrong Side Up; 2005)

First shown on 24/02/2005

Viewed on 28/08/2018

1h 40m

7/10 stars

First things first: How is the film’s official English title Wrong Side Up? The direct translation is Tales of Ordinary Madness which is a reference to the eponymous book of short stories by Charles Bukowski. Like Hank, Petr is an overeducated (see references to the visual arts and films in his apartment) but underemployed man who is at the mercy of women and hard alcohol. Destiny is a master of him, not to mention he too suffers from an attack of the killer blanket which is resolved after an interaction with his neighbours. Perhaps the purposefully wrong translation is an effort to avoid any copyright issues. Surely nobody will notice what name the film (and original play) were released under in Czech cinemas! Perhaps it’s a national secret to keep Petr Zelenka safe? Ssshhh!

A film composed of subplots – not unlike a book of short stories (okay okay, I’m done now!) – we see tidbits of the lives of Petr, his friends, and family. We bear witness to small acts of madness prompted by love or one’s desire for it (e.g. cooking hair in milk, driving a forklift up a highway), but it is only Petr’s mother, a beacon of global social justice and terribly anxious of her aging husband’s sanity, who actually ends up in an asylum.

The film is naturally a dramedy, as are many modern Czech films. It is an art perfected by a small nation whose life is serious and yet allows to laugh at its funny moments. Just check their 20th century history. In 2005, the feeling of being the underdog is still ripe in the social climate, and Petr is a perfect example of one. Or perhaps he represents Petr (coincidence?) Zelenka himself. Given the Woody Allen treatment, he is at the receiving end of Jana’s affections, a beautiful ex-girlfriend mysteriously dubbed by a Czech voice actress (perhaps having her speak Slovak, her performer’s native tongue, would raise questions on why her aunt is Czech). Like many Czech films, the cast features numerous beautiful women who are in love with scruffy-looking dorks. Where are the handsome, charming, strong, or well-groomed young men? Notice I said “or” as my standards aren’t set that high. I know these men exist, I have seen them! However, both the film’s male and female characters are multidimensional beings with the good and the bad, I will give Zelenka that.

The film’s underlying theme of infidelity in all its forms is as unexpected as it may seem unintentional. But one must remember that Zelenka is a skilled writer with a knack for subtlety. Jealousy is framed as ludicrous when Petr’s boss is confronted by his wife (the only Slovak in the film) who is shrieking about his attraction to… a mannequin. She doesn’t understand the way we do. We have seen Petr himself (taking inspiration from his boss) purchase a mannequin in order to adjust her arms a little to allow a loving embrace. And yet the boss’s wife is no stranger to his infidelities. Earlier we heard a story where he attempted to leave the then-communist country by shipping himself as boxed goods in order to see a woman living in Germany – a ploy halted by said wife. “She saved my life,” he admits and settles for a mannequin.

Jealousy is also portrayed as accepting when Petr’s mother realises that her husband’s infidelity has woken him up from the stupor of old age. His affair with the young artist Sylvie is invigorating to the point where they go parachuting together – a contrived scene where one is reminded of all these activities that Czech film characters engage in (like hot air balloon sequences of Babí léto in 2001 and Vratné lahve in 2007), but regular Czechs do not.

We learn that jealousy can too be forgiving. On multiple occasions Jana speaks to Petr over the telephone only to hear another woman’s voice in the background. And yet she tells him that it is okay and even stomachs his attempted affair with her cougar aunt.

As for Petr’s exhibitionist neighbours Jiri and Alice who have temporarily spiced up their lives? A strange type of jealousy occurs between Petr and his father when they realise they have both been audience members to the couple’s playtime. The confrontation and reconciliation between father and son happens while they are holding their own willies above neighbouring urinals (in reference to a masturbation scene that never happened?). The film is witness to sexual mores being broken over and over again. Well played.

The characters are constantly trying to overcome their past only to be confronted by it again. At the beginning of the film we are told by Petr that his father, the film’s most endearing character, has always harboured a hatred for the communists. They would both pretend to shoot the officials during political rallies, and yet we later learn that the father was in fact the voice of the government. He worked as a voice actor for governmental news bulletins. His wife sees his past as a reason for pride for everybody recognised his voice! His lover Sylvie sees it as a source of curious entertainment to the younger and ignorant generation at her art opening. Much like the multiple Che Guevara t-shirts in the film, his communist connection has become commercialised and exploited despite his own shame of his conformist past.

The film itself starts with a blast from the past with a historical news bulletin (voiced by Miroslav Krobot?) of Fidel Castro stepping out of an airplane on his visit to Czechoslovakia. During the regime, Cuba was seen as the “allies from the west”, the government-approved exotic holiday for the few lucky. The film also ends with Cuba when the delivery men confuse the unbeknownst Petr in a box for a crate of humanitarian aid. Jana who is aware of Petr’s unorthodox romantic gestures is expecting him to be delivered to her doorstep much like he previously had been on his forklift journey up the highway. To our surprise she opens a charity box while Petr is loaded onto a plane. The cycle of sending a Cuban person to Czechoslovakia at the film’s beginning and a Czech person to Cuba in its final has been sealed. During the film Petr’s mother was obsessed with sending humanitarian aid to the current epicentre of political turmoil in Bosnia. Perhaps her son’s unrelenting optimism could be seen as humanitarian aid to Cuba? The ending is amusing, but also dark. We know he will die in the high altitudes. The final scene represents the epitome of Czech dramedy.

I first saw the film shortly after it was released, but have recently rewatched it. Initially I gave the film six stars (above average), but after finding many interesting topics to deconstruct I lifted their number to seven. Nevertheless, I find Zelenka’s films Rok ďábla (2002), Knoflíkáři (1997), and especially Karamazovi (2008) of superior quality.

TV // War & Peace (2016)

Last episode viewed on 28th July 2018

6h 19min

8/10

I have never read the book nor seen any other adaptation of it. I watched the series throughout the week, one episode per night. Three days later all I can think of is the last film. My heart is aching.

The scene where Pierre is walking with his fellow prisoners and has to leave Platon behind in a fit of cough… and three seconds later within the same shot (no editing) the French soldier shoots Platon in cold blood and we see Pierre’s exhausted face (still no cut) realising what just happened. This scene will haunt me for a long time. Just like Pierre I think of his friend’s wisdom (“You see, they are prisoners too.”) and compassionate heart. I found myself closing my eyes and savouring every bite while eating my rice & veg dish during lunch break. Sure, I will probably never go hungry like they did – and yet it spoke to me. Platon *is* Tolstoy. He is the soldier who has never killed anyone nor wanted to. A blissful satisfaction took over me as Pierre sits with Natasha and Marya and tells them of Platon. Finally, the three (or four) nicest people of the saga are reunited and they celebrate the truest of them all. Thank you, writer, for giving us a moment of joy after all the suffering.

Paul Dano stands out as Pierre as does Tuppence Middleton as Helene. Prince Andrei holding hands with Anatole after the battle was powerful. Alas the final scene was underwhelming, but understandable for its time. True happiness is having babies – sure if you say so. The series makes me want to read the book so bad. I do love Russian literature so it’s only a question of time for me. I recommend the series to anyone who enjoys period dramas.

FILM // Prime Suspect: The Lost Child (1995)

Viewed on 1st July 2018

1h 41min

8/10

The past few weeks I have been thoroughly enjoying the Prime Suspect series which I’m watching chronologically by release date. Each season so far contained two episodes, both focusing on one case with a usual plot twist at the end of episode one. By that logic The Lost Child is the first episode of season four. However, it was filmed as a stand-alone film.

Detective Superintendent Jane Tennison (Helen Mirren) has been promoted. To someone like me who doesn’t understand police rankings, let alone those in the UK, it’s only obvious by Tennison getting her own office and no longer correcting people to call her DCI.

In the previous season we learned that one of her officers was gay. In this episode we learn that Inspector Muddyman (Jack Ellis) was abused as a child. It takes Tennison a suprising amount of time to realise his blood is boling and the case feels personal. We are made aware of it with close ups on his face and an unusual amount of screen time. He is unable to resist the stress of the apparent peadophile case, makes a mistake, and faces an inquiry at the end of the film. I don’t think we will be seeing him again. It would be interesting to see Tennison lose her cool and career over a case, but I doubt it will happen. She is portrayed as the hero.

As the film title indicates, a child has been kidnapped. The immediate assumption is that the perpetrator is a pedophile. However, an officer in the squad voices doubts – what would a pedo do with a two year old? The look on people’s faces express the unmentioned disgust, horror, and awareness of his naivety. The film presents some interesting British slang like “nonce” (originating from “nancy boy”, describing a pedophile) or “plod” (meaning police officer).

For the first time in the Prime Suspect series we are dealt a female murderer. She is a mother suffering obvious postnatal depression who figuratively loses her wits, chokes her two year old Vicky, and disposes of the body in the river. Do they ever explain the robbery and blow to the head?

Mid through the film Tennison cries heavily and we learn it’s her reaction to her abortion. At the end, the credits start rolling as Tennison sit quietly and contemplates her abortion… or the murder case… or both. There’s a very obvious comparison being made with the murdering mother. Where do you draw the line? Is Tennison also a murderer of her own child? By this time I feel like the series has a rather anti-abortion message. It’s probably the perfect contrary to Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’s “It’s fine, it was like a heavy period” in Veep S01E07.

I watch Tennison lead the investigation, shut down people she doesn’t want to hear, tell off those who deserve it. She is nailing her job as best as one could and I realise she is actually a pretty good female rolemodel. I quite admire her. She has definitely joined ranks with Dr Michaela Quinn and Mulan Fa.

I still prefer the previous show format where two episodes were dedicated to one case in one season. However, I still enjoyed this film. It also convinced me to take up Prime Suspect as a topic on Mastermind one day. In case Red Dwarf is taken.

TV // The Trouble With Women with Anne Robinson (2018)

First shown on 14th June 2018

Viewed on 16th June 2018

58 minutes

8/10 stars

In this documentary, Anne Robinson presents an interesting and refreshing attitude towards current feminist discourse. I find that the BBC often panders towards anything progressive, anything promoted by modern feminism without batting an eye, but here comes Robinson with personal doubts and questions. To my surprise she even criticises other fellow feminists – and to my further surprise, I am delighted!

In the beginning she approaches a primary school in London and asks a group of children to draw and name a mechanic, a surgeon, and a firefighter. Naturally, the children are more occupied by thoughts like “What’s a mechanic?” than seeing through Robinson’s sneaky experiment. The same task was then given to a group of mums in the next room. I like documentaries which pose questions to which I am shouting my own opinions while lying lazily on my sofa. Would I have drawn a surgeon as a man? I’m not convinced. Since I was a young girl, most of my doctors have been women (dentists have an interesting 2:0 ratio of M:F – Is there a greater gender disparity than other medical professions?). I don’t doubt that I would have drawn a mechanic as a man. I don’t think I have ever dealt with a female mechanic in my life? Lastly, a firefighter – that could go both ways, but realistically I would probably sway towards a male portrait… One might question whether the results are important. I would side with Robinson believing that girls should be made aware of the vast array of professions they can embrace one day. If they love cars and strong engines, they don’t have to become a grid girl only… which brings me to the next stopover – the race tracks.

Robinson asks a grid girl whether she is bothered by men staring at her chest. The answer is rather unconvincing (“They don’t do that”) and makes me wonder what made her sway towards such a safe answer. No, it doesn’t bother me when men stare at my ass (I’d say tits, but I barely have any). Actually, I want all men and all women to look at me and think “damn, she’s hot” as it’s a nice confidence boost. I know I’m not supposed to seek external validation, but I’ll argue that my confidence is already pretty good so I’m not depending on anybody’s opinion of me. I treat it as a bonus. That’s healthy, is it not? So why are women (like the interviewed grid girl) too uncomfortable to say out loud “Yes, I do like it when somebody looks at my body”? Perhaps our society still believes it “knows better” and women should not pursue being a grid girl, nor frequent promiscuous sex, camming, watching hardcore pornography etc. etc. My response: Let women be whatever they want to be, let them do whatever they want to do. If you both want to have a conversation about it, great. However, not everyone thinks their life is up to discussion.

In the next scene, Robinson is sitting at a bar with a group of young women. She wonders whether she can call them “girls” as nowadays she is unsure what is or isn’t allowed. All you have to do is ask, Anne. You’re doing well so far. Regarding this topic I made myself a rule: I will call someone a girl only if I would have called them a boy were the situation the other way around, e.g. “I was talking to the girls / boys at work…” or “She / He is a very shy girl / boy…” Robinson proceeds to ask what is their tolerance of inappropriate behaviour. One of the women says “Zero” and I admire her conviction. Although I loathe wolf whistling and “show us your gash” type of lines, I am too passive / shy / sometimes even scared to put up any resistance. A quick walk away is usually my solution.

Another stop takes place in a toy store. I have seen this argument many times and yet nothing ever changes. Myriads of toys are gendered with the pink toys focusing more on housekeeping and beautification rather than engineering and science. Robinson and her guest are critical of the “princess culture”, but I wouldn’t doom princesses completely. Let’s not discard princesses, but transform them. A princess that watches over her people and listens to their problems. She organises improvements to the kingdom and travels the world to represents her country. As a little girl I had a lot of Barbies. A whole box of them. I also had my favourite set of lego, a microscope (which I could never figure out whether it worked or was fake), and played with model cars every single time I visited my grandparents (they belonged to my uncle). If I ever have children, I’d like them to have a nice range of toys, including dolls.

Lastly, Robinson attends a march for equal pay where she asks several women whether they will actually speak to their line managers about a pay rise. Most of them say no without saying the word “no”. Robinson contemplates the march may be a waste of time since these women are too passive to put up a real fight. I can understand both points of views. On one hand, the march is attracting visibility to an ongoing problem and women shouldn’t have to put their jobs on the line during an awkward conversation with the boss to achieve pay equality. On the other hand I understand that Robinson’s skepticism is based on reality and gritty experience. The documentary ends with a case story of a group of carers who have successfully fought for a fairer, higher wage via a legal channel. They receive applause from Robinson who approves of their hands on DIY attitude and is meant to be the inspirational cherry on top.

I enjoyed this documentary thoroughly as it covers many topics I care about. I could watch films like these every day. Please give Anne Robinson more opportunities to present documentaries, she has a great screen presence!